Hi all! Call me Clementine. I'm queer, attending college in Austin, have a phenomenal/talented/brilliant/handsome fiance, and enjoy writing, video games, bread, books, social justice, and making art things.
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Click here to watch Jon Stewart discuss the child immigration debate. And stick around for his extended interview with Hillary Clinton.
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair
when i’m having an argument with someone and they start calling me “sweetie” and “honey” and “little girl” and i’m
Girls need to stop wearing crop tops or I might have to resort to action by tickling them and blowing on their tummies bc they’re so darn cute
brb stanning for the holyhead harpies
"I find it funny how all these girls are watching the World Cup but don’t know a single position other than goalie lol"
that’s funny because your girl told me you don’t know a single position other than missionary so sit the fuck down and shut your dipshit mouth